Blue Ribbons are AWESOME!
Seems a picture says a thousand words and inspires many more. Flush with the joy and sense of accomplishment stemming from having been awarded the first Blue Ribbon of my career, I am faced with the daunting task of a follow-up. I may have established precedence that transcends obligation! It's actually a tremendous honor to be recognized by a site as prestigious and comprehensive as OddJack -- even if it's more to do with SuperGirl than it is with how to play tough pocket pairs in early position.
Vegas Preparations:
Exactly 2 weeks and counting  this amount of time is grueling. Seems the close the date approaches, the more I sense days pass in dog time. So, letÂs call it 14 dog weeks and spare any further discussion on anticipation levels.
From the Ease-into-Vegas manual, IÂve managed to get through steps 1 through 5:
1) Completed required movie viewing;
2) Handsomely tipping random people for any act of kindness, consideration or general humanity;
3) Lighting fire to small and medium valued paper currency with progressively increased disregard;
4) Paid SuperGirl $40 for a 2 minute lap dance in front of the (appalled) neighbors while reciting remedial gaming theory;
5) Evening out the daily shots-of-alcohol to hours-of-sleep ratio;
Thanks for reading.
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