It has begun...

Waiting for Super Girl to return from her adventures among the infidels at Walmart, I'm eagerly hoping she refrained from self check-out so that she can make it here FAST (all so that our four- legged friends of the furry nation will be under two-legged supervision at all times of the day). I am waiting for her with $500 dollars plucked freshly from a Bank of America ATM, which as I clicked on "I don't wish for another transaction", got me thinking that of all the places in the world which could offer fortune cookies, it should be here, at the ATM -- I don't know about you, but I'd certainly feel much better about the abomination that is paying a fee to withdraw my own money, were I to know that I'd get hooked up with a tasty cookie and a fortune as parting gifts. Suddenly, I'm overwhelmed with a craving for Hot and Sour soup. I plan to launch an early evening assault on Casino Arizona's 6/12 HE game while perhaps indulging in some oriental cuisine of which there is no small shortage at my ultimate destination. Oh good... I think I hear Super Girl.

ATM: + 2.00

Me: - 500.00